in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years
this is violently beautiful
DONNA I MISS YOU
WHY’D YOU SAY MISS?
DOES SHE LOOK SINGLE?
someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves
what have you done
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
I feel like those subtitles were meant to dissuade me, but they just all sound like rock album names, so
Dance With the Devil is a song by Breaking Benjamin, and apparently, Shake Hands With Satan is the name of a Ghost Rider comic.
I think these people stole this stuff from pop culture.
Stealing. That’s your ticket to hell, K of H.